You CANNOT STOP Moral Orel Week!!!!!!

Who is

Nick Weidenfeld???

It is a mystery.

I have never met the man, but I'm told he is an integral part of the Moral Orel operation.  You can IMDB him, if you want.  Probably you would learn a little bit about him that way. I started to do that, but then I ate some leftover tacos and got really tired.

Since I have exhausted every avenue I am aware of to learn more about this enigma of a man, I am simply going to state some facts about him as if I know they are true.

Nick Weidenfeld invented the Taliban, but he quickly condemned them, telling anyone who would listen that it was just a bad idea he happened to come up with. He may never live this down.

Nick Weidenfeld is Dino's nephew, but it is also possible that he is his son. Look at the picture!

Nick Weidenfeld has one super power, the ability to see inside that tiny front pocket in your jeans. Careful what you put in that pocket! Especially if you plan on seeing Nick, and wearing the same jeans you put the thing in the tiny front pocket that you don't want him to see!
CUZ NICK'LL SEE IT FOR SURE!!!!

Nick Weidenfeld has not yet found a practical use for his super power, although he does have a costume that he hasn't shown anyone. (Yes, there is a codpiece.)

Nick Weidenfeld has three testicles, but one does not belong to him.

Nick Weidenfeld is on the phone. And he's calling FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING!!!!

All right. That's all I know for sure about Nick Weidenfeld. Oh, there's one more thing. Dino says that he is the salt of the earth, and that Moral Orel is much better because of his contributions. So here's to you, Nick Weidenfeld! You. Rock.

For those of you who haven't seen it yet, Part I of the Moral Orel hunting episode is right here.

Part II will be posted somewhere on the internet on Friday. I'm assuming it will be at the Adult Swim website, but I have no idea, and no way that I can see to get that info. Anyway, that's why we're doing the chat on Thursday. Cuz that's BEFORE Friday. And everyone can talk about how jazzed they are for Part II

REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!
TOMORROW, THURSDAY JULY 12th at 8PM is the HUUUUUUUUUUUGE chat we're going to have with Dino, taking on ALL COMERS!!!!! Maybe Carolyn will show up!!!!! And maybe Nick will-AAAGH!!!! NICK'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

Comments

[norman]

I know Nick, and every last thing you said about him is an outright lie..Except for the superpower, which is actually "flight" idiot! Nick can fly, and its a good thing too, because something need to elevate him above the molten-soul eating shit tapestry that is Moral Orel! I include in that carolyn by the way and I dont no her from adam.

[Otis]

I have never seen the show or heard of any of these people or this website. My basic gripe is with television in general. I haven't owned a television in 15 years. I live life, I don't sit on a couch and watch other people live life. I just got a computer though, and I have to say I haven't been off the internet for more than an hour in the last 9 days. You wouldn't believe all the stuff that's out there. I'll leave you with this thought. When life hands you lemons, even the tough make lemonade. No. That's not right. Hold on.